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Suicide Demotivational Poster


EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm, #206575
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm, #206574
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #206516
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm, #206512
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm, #206510
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #77418
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm, #61870
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm, #61845
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm, #28304
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

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omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am, #121637
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm, #121538
at first i was like... then i saw p****. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm, #121491
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm, #121457
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm, #121434
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm, #121420
Hats and condoms are in the front.


GO ON - You know you want to




APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm, #231487
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm, #231474
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm, #203327
lol his fat a** to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm, #203013
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202921
The last line got me.


C4 BUNNIES - Suicide Bombing has never been this cute


TAGS: c4 bunny mythbuster bomb suicide
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Frikkie500

Alixian - November 11, 2011, 6:45 am, #225719
exploding bunnies, pure awesome
fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:41 am, #225642
Mythbusters: Paying homage to Caddyshack :)


SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am, #223746
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm, #148819
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm, #148818
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide h** line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm, #225897
Good one RL.


72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm, #240001
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm, #250568
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


BIPOLAR BEAR - Just couldn't take any more!


TAGS: bear suicide
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:13 pm, #247759
Dude, I'm bipolar! I can totally relate on an uncomfortable level. 5L + faved + sharing. Because sharing.... is caring. lol! This made my morning! I can put away the rope and chair now. JK. But seriously...
UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:23 pm, #212077
Poor Baby!


COURTNEY - If you woke up next to this, you'd eat a bullet too




AMSOME -


TAGS: amsome tattoo suicide
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:06 pm, #196781
this time I was thanking the comments. The poster was all me.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:05 pm, #196780

you don't need to thank us all the time....
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2010, 9:04 pm, #196779
Thanks guys!
Neener - October 4, 2010, 4:31 pm, #196738
I absolutely love this one! 5L
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 3:06 am, #196703
LOL!
Feasibly - October 4, 2010, 12:17 am, #196697
Rudy should log into motifake.com...he's a natural. Nice one monkey 5/5
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 12:02 am, #196689
Coping skills. 5L


RULES -


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am, #211124
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am, #211116
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


SUICIDE - Inspired by Wile-E-Coyote


TAGS: wile e coyote suicide trees bunny
Rating: 3.81/5

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Jackl - November 10, 2010, 2:21 pm, #202222
Heh , The Bunny Suicides (sp) ..lots of hilarity in those
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 1:58 am, #167603
Lol
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 9:40 pm, #167582
lol , this is why I LOVE A.C.M.E :) (nothing says thorough like Acme)


NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course.


TAGS: emo suicide cut
Rating: 2.39/5

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mtnman867 - June 3, 2011, 9:21 pm, #219558
Probably because we're running out of cemetery space?
Chron139 - July 25, 2009, 1:16 am, #99787
Remind me again why we blow money on campaigns telling these losers "Don't Do It!"
That Guy - April 18, 2009, 7:24 pm, #73879
Seriously though. Who would stop him? One less weirdo on the planet. CUT KID. CUT!!!
Daly - January 6, 2009, 11:05 pm, #49907
he's also going across the block, not down the street. Listen to Rippy the Razor, kids!! Do it RIGHT next time!
energy - November 22, 2008, 4:03 pm, #38728
both sides are plastic
Porcelina - November 22, 2008, 3:57 pm, #38726
No, one side is serrated and the other is an actual blade
Classy - November 22, 2008, 10:44 am, #38700
He's got the dull side down, the p****.
Sgt. Scruffy - October 15, 2008, 3:15 pm, #27806
One less worthless goth freak to infect my air.


VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm, #227328
truly demotivational...lol


KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm, #145380
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm, #140713
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm, #140712
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am, #140663
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #140662
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm, #98379
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm, #61767
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


A History Of Violence -




SUICIDE BOMBINGS - Not always a bad thing.


TAGS: suicide bombing
Rating: 3.5/5

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Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 4:36 pm, #186667
I LOVE IT!!! I effing hate ICP! 5 Bombs away for you KFD!


THOUGH IT MAY SEEM - IT PROBABLY IS NOT -




continuous -


TAGS: suicide pain
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm, #253486
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm, #253232
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am, #253222
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am, #253210
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.


IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell




CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.




PERSONAL GROTH -


TAGS: suicide life growth
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

rerun - October 29, 2010, 12:44 am, #200097

maybe we should get this guy some "miracle grow", that stuff is supposed to work wonders
CoolioIndeed - October 28, 2010, 11:03 pm, #200086
HA. Nice one, Face.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 10:38 pm, #200085
thanks grey, kickin it old school.
GreyScorpion - October 28, 2010, 9:33 pm, #200078
A true FacePlant classic. excellent pic, great slant angle on the humor, and of course, the recognizable signiture. this is a classic, and I approved it. 5L
spacedog - October 28, 2010, 6:53 pm, #200050
LMAO! 5L Face.
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:44 pm, #200047
Party on, Face! Party on, Groth!
crankyhead - October 28, 2010, 6:42 pm, #200045
I, for one, believed it to be intentional when I saw it. =)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:29 pm, #200032
and the irony just keeps adding up as i just checked the topic for today.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:28 pm, #200030
I do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:27 pm, #200028
You can do better than her.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:23 pm, #200024
I don't lie mooooooooooo, especially when i tell your sister i love her.
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:23 pm, #200023
I've said it before Face... You crack me up dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:22 pm, #200022
ICE is right....you should have said it was on purpose.
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:21 pm, #200021
The irony is retardedely over whelming. I can't believe this one made it through. Dammit, im just gonna go back to hibernating
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:19 pm, #200018
Given the caption on the poster, it is pretty hilarious. ;)
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:18 pm, #200016
I made this one twice due to catching a spelling error in the first one. So much for getting going again, im gonna go back to rejecting crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:17 pm, #200015
Now, now....don't get upset....LOLOLOLOL
Faceplant31 - October 28, 2010, 6:16 pm, #200013
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damm!t all to fukcing helll!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200011
Groth?
ICEMAN - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200010
You might try "growth" next time Face, might work better. 4


I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.


TAGS: despair suicide 45 library book
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 7:04 pm, #237012
A gunsh** in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:24 pm, #237011
Very responsible. I approve! Just don't shoot yourself in the library after you've returned the book. You might get gore on other books.
pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 8:17 am, #236998
Some things are cliches for a reason. :)
GaryO - July 5, 2012, 8:15 am, #236997
Saw it comin’, but still couldn’t hold back a chuckle. Nice one PV, very nice….5L of course


I'M FINALLY HOME -


TAGS: death suicide home
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - June 10, 2012, 6:22 pm, #236133

awesomeness...as usual.
maoworks2 - June 10, 2012, 4:30 pm, #236129
WoW Real Heavy Stuff, Good Poster.


DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am, #197774
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #197745
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death


TAGS: start trek transformers xbox frustration nerd suicide
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Freezzy

npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm, #179285
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm, #179274
Oh no not Vulcan !


TUTORIALS - Now for emos




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm, #153578
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm, #148609
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm, #148533
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


SUICIDE - it is not funny


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 2.58/5

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SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide life emo regret
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - June 13, 2012, 7:48 pm, #236244
5 sLit wrists.
Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:41 am, #236226
Wow, a work of art indeed!
Sho - June 13, 2012, 12:02 am, #236221
Thx. That, coming from a Mod, means a lot
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:08 pm, #236192
Haha
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:45 pm, #236171
It's sure that you are between those (ducks) who manage to connect picture and text line in a special way... :))
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2012, 12:55 am, #236144
Dude, Sho! You're making emo look completely bada$$! 5L
rerun - June 10, 2012, 9:08 pm, #236137

Just keeps getting better.


WHAT HAPPENS -




SUICIDE - If you plan to kill yourself, try to come up with something original




PERSISTENCE - Because you might eventually get it right.




THE NEW WAR ON TERROR - In a last ditch effort by Al Queda they have recruited an elite squad... of suicide cats


TAGS: suicide kitty
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous - October 17, 2008, 3:01 pm, #28138
The first eight are easy, it's the ninth time they get uneasy about it....


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: suicide car garage thanks to verdeckt
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - August 10, 2011, 7:58 am, #222832
How that got less than 5Ls I'll never understand. I think it's classic!


DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?


TAGS: doctor jack kevorkian suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm, #84323
Excellent!!!!


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am, #256169
Awesome tribute :)


GRANDKIDS -


TAGS: noise hounds screams suicide
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - February 15, 2011, 5:48 am, #212407
Thanks. Yeah, true story too. They moved in "temporarily" last June. I'm not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel right now...
5150monkeylove - February 14, 2011, 9:22 pm, #212392
72 hours plus meals and meds. Ain't it grand! 5L


MAMMOTH SKYSCRAPER - Because the only honourable death, is one that leaves a crater


TAGS: suicide building
Rating: 4.79/5

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RonE - January 26, 2012, 3:52 am, #228137
Terminal velocity only works if the falling body is unaided by say... a rocket strapped to their backs. : ) So... if you are going to do it... do it right and with style.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 12:38 am, #228132
Ah Rick, I was hoping the view would distract all from the truth. I'd vote 5L on your wisdom if I could.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 3:16 pm, #228097
... Now is not the right time to mention that terminal velocity will stop you from falling any faster despite the height involved ... but 5L for vertigo causing picture & I agree completely :)
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 10:48 am, #228085
Okay, I love heights, but this one makes me woozy. :s It might be from the building in the foreground...


LIFE -


TAGS: pzy life knife suicide tough
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:16 am, #223953
nice


STUPIDITY -




SELF HARM DISORDER -




LIFE - You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.




SYMPATHY - No one has cared more than him!




MOTIFAKE -




EMOS - Making grandparents cry because their grandchild wants to be another gender




SUICIDE - The only escape from this miserable world


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 1.94/5

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rnbw00 - October 4, 2011, 7:42 pm, #224747
But do you think it will make things better for you? Or for those who knew you?


EMOS - Come out of the closet or hurry up and commit suicide….preferably the latter of the two.


TAGS: emos suicide
Rating: 1.83/5

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DrunkenDave101 - October 3, 2009, 5:56 am, #123553
Tbh I was expecting someone to make a crack at me being emo or some **** like tht
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:52 am, #122825
Aptness.
DrunkenDave101 - September 30, 2009, 2:49 am, #122824
Harshness
Emos=gay - March 8, 2009, 5:53 am, #64359
Aww, Riff Raff, you made the other ugly emo chick/guy mad :P
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 8:06 am, #58698
Please go get your card, Riff Raff
RIFF RAFF - February 11, 2009, 4:59 am, #58690
oh mannn he's a babe.


NO ESCAPE -




LAKOTA PROVERB -


TAGS: suicide attempt van
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - March 7, 2011, 9:09 pm, #213764
Beautiful


SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am, #240318
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


PUDDLE OF DESPAIR -


TAGS: suicide despair
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2010, 6:34 pm, #192877
Perfect! 5L Face.


LIFE LESSONS -




CINDERELLA -


TAGS: suicide assignment cinderella donna summer and texas are saving that last dance for you
Rating: 3.85/5

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BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:03 pm, #148589
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* Oh yea! It's just deserts...after your last meal!


LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm, #146863
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm, #136095
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm, #130056
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm, #130055
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm, #130009
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm, #130005
5L Bart... excellent!!!


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: life time human nature boredom cure death expendable people stupid choice suicide dorothy parker quote
Rating: 2.96/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm, #112346
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm, #112214
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better


STEROTYPES ARE NECESSARY SOMETIMES - This place was packed before this guy showed up with his "pop-rocks"




FINALS WEEK - Suicide has never looked better.


TAGS: suicide
Rating: 2.1/5

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love -


TAGS: marilyn life death suicide love
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 25, 2014, 8:24 pm, #255021
Great...sober now...oh well, I do love watermelon, c’mere...wait, tell me that's a stem.
Greeny - May 25, 2014, 4:26 pm, #255020
here I iz... ***ooo
Greybeard - May 25, 2014, 1:09 am, #254997
LoL. Many thanks to everyone. :)
GaryO - May 25, 2014, 12:43 am, #254996
Well shyt, Greeny is nowhere in this comment section, is he...sokay..5 more Laphroaigs
GaryO - May 25, 2014, 12:34 am, #254995
I like this poster, I like the verbiage, and I like Miss Priss. Awe hell, I like Greeny. Five Laphroaigs (but, GB I luz you) There s/be an Irish wake ever saturday
Greybeard - May 25, 2014, 12:00 am, #254993
LoL. Me also...
MissPriss - May 24, 2014, 8:32 pm, #254988
My worst, my best...still available.


blindsided -


TAGS: old geriatrics suicide bomber blindsided
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 9, 2013, 12:55 pm, #250295

WOW! 5L


DEATH OF A SALESMAN -




manumission -




DONE AND DONE -


TAGS: basketball teasing whitey dunk suicide
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - February 24, 2011, 10:33 pm, #213145
I'm glad you got to thi5 pic before anyone el5e did aggy. =)


A Slice Of Life -


TAGS: life death suicide depression reality
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - May 1, 2014, 12:32 pm, #254555
Thank you RL. I saw that written on a porta potty wall as I was leaving Afghanistan for R & R. Was eager to get back and put together something appropriate.
Reality Lord - May 1, 2014, 11:55 am, #254554

nice


The Writers Cramp -




Sticks & Stones -




LIFELESS -


TAGS: suicide despair bridge fall probably killed him
Rating: 4.54/5

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GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:41 am, #187990
you first, no you first, I insist....whooops, I lied. 5L


THRILL -




SUICIDE ATTEMPT A BIG TURN OFF -




SIR! SIR! -


TAGS: elves assignment or santa claus assignment or suicide assignment or reindeer assignment or intoxication assignment whatever
Rating: 3.56/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:58 pm, #146702
*spoiler alert* 5Ls.


ARACHNO-TARD -


TAGS: death by sap had to be suicide
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:23 am, #184258
Still like this one.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:48 am, #92622
As Bone would say... choose your choices wisely, lest you offend Nik.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:46 am, #92620
Leeeeeeeeeeeeave "no use" aloooooone. I've decided he's my new best friend and i will follow his ridiculous comments wherever he goes.heh heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:33 am, #92616
You know you've made it when a-name compliments you. (In umph-minutes, 'unmitigated' follows my whole work down .07%)
Sean - July 3, 2009, 9:36 pm, #92608
Thanks "a name" that comment cracked me up. But, uhmmm, that's NOT honey.
a name - July 2, 2009, 2:38 am, #92240
I'd so eat that.
Sean - July 2, 2009, 1:08 am, #92237
I actually spelled "no" wrong. Huh.
Sean - July 2, 2009, 1:04 am, #92236
Hey, nor argument here, especially about that "perfect" thing ... but methinks the MWLF doth project too much!
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:50 am, #92232
Sean, your lines are perfect... MWLF just added the coup de grace... the "behind the scenes" real story... exactly why I buy the DVD - to get the REAL scoop!
Sean - July 1, 2009, 12:12 am, #91996
Hey, my take, or Frontman's take, it all comes down to vanity ... and a dash of spite. And had they been contemporaries, I bet that spider would have sought out Nietsche and kept his study bug free for the better part of a long weekend.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:34 pm, #91984
Scarily prophetic. Nothing gets by you!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 30, 2009, 11:22 pm, #91975
This spider is a visionary. He knew there was no other way to immediately preserve his DNA, so he opted for full body preservation. When scientists unleash his millions of children on us, he will have the last laugh. The real Jurassic Park? All bugs!
Sean - June 29, 2009, 1:13 am, #91445
Thanks, RON. Even though we are 40,000 years too late, it wouldn't be much of a half-as*sed intervention without you.
RON - June 29, 2009, 1:10 am, #91444
I steppin’ up...thanks Sean!...lol...Sheesh....lol
Sean - June 29, 2009, 1:04 am, #91440
I realize that is takes a big man to trash talk a spider, over the internet, that has been dead for about 40,000 years, but, ladies and gents, what I said HAD to be said by somebody. And I didn't see any of yous steppin' up. Sheesh.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:06 pm, #90661
Immortalized.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:03 pm, #90658
That first voter, wanna know what was probably on his mind? "Too soon."
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:27 am, #90547
1/5 right out of the gate! This is a winnah!!!


FRESH AIR - If someone doesn't clean the litter box in the next 10 minutes, we go on three.


TAGS: cat litter box suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:39 pm, #96904
Very funny.


EMO - You need another reason why they shouldn't reproduce ?


TAGS: emo whine biscuits suicide streets traffic child
Rating: 2.5/5

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Porcelina - March 31, 2009, 9:43 pm, #69389
Stop a***yzing my ****.
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:41 pm, #69388
Reproduction of destruction entails the destruction of production, thus EMO will die when the new fad rolls through.
Porcelina - December 9, 2008, 7:32 pm, #43127
He's going to jump off.
Auda - December 9, 2008, 6:48 pm, #43119
Hey, I was there, but I fell I have yet to realize what the poster is trying to communicate.


POOH BEAR - Oh bother....




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